brock has small hands for a small job

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

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autsim

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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