what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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Black people

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

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A scientists walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him, and asks him what he wants to drink. The scientist replies, "Just a coke, today. I'm driving."

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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