Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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I'm so punny.

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Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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