Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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womens rights to vote

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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Q: There was a train wreck in the middle of nowhere, every one died, no one saw the train wreck, so how did the story about the wreck get out? A:Many philosophers believe that the universe is a figment of its own imagination. Therefore, if "the universe" decided that it wanted the story to get out, it could have just made it so since it is its own imagination.

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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Racial Equality

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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