How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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Daym im romantic

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

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knock knock no ones home

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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