why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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Your eye color is very unique.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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