whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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