roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Get in the Batmobile.

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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My childhood friend said she had a bad breakup with her husband (yeah husband), and that she needed a really stiff one. Come on! How was I supposed to know she was talking about alcohol! She did blush and smile after I pulled my pants down however, that`s like seven out of ten right? I mean I was just trying to help a friend out right? And myself, fine myself, but it will be a total win/win situation, you know... Those where you win twice? "Dont worry, Im not comming" *pewpew*

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

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