Ian's mind Elevator music

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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Click thumb up i will be eternally grateful

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Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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