Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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su algato es en fuego

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

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Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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