Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory? Repeated absences and stealing.

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What did God say to the crying man? God doesn't exist.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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My life :(

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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gay marriage.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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