Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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