Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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pickle sniffer

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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why did the Mexican shoot himself? because his wife miscarried, hung herself, and his oldest brother had cancer. also when he was 5, his parents died in a car accident, leaving his abusive uncle to care for him. he also had erectile dysfunction which caused him severe pain. did i mention he was an illegal, homeless immigrant who was addicted to methamphedimine and owed several million dollars to a man who repeatedly raped him anally? he was.

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Why was young Ferdinand sad? He had a very rough day. In the morning he woke up. To find a man in his room, and then the man raped him. Then, Ferdinand found out that his whole family was killed by an angry rat. Then, he realized his grandma took away all his Christmas presents and ate them. Then, the angry rat showed up and brutally murdered Ferdinand and ate him. The rat then burped up Ferdinand and his family's bones, and on Ferdinand's bone there was something wrong, indicating that Ferdinand had cancer and would've died the next day anyway. The rat then got cancer from Ferdinand, and it died. That is why Ferdinand was sad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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