- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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