- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

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