What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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???????????? WTF?

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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This is an anti-joke.

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poop

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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What?

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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