What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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do you currently smoke? i hope not.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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how do you get the high score on doodle jump? jump from platform to platform without falling or being attcked by various monsters.

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What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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Seven

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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