- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

what sucks? things that suck

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

Hitler

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

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