what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

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Anti Joke

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