Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

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why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

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what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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I was once a hamster.

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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