Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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Womens rights.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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What do you call a retarded black man? His name

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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