What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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