- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

What is Jason? Black.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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