If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

I am Skaldak!

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

World Peace

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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