roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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Are you a tree

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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