You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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hahahahahah http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=sonny+bartlett&hl=en&sa=X&tbm=isch&tbnid=s37cS73V74A8YM:&imgrefurl=http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCASl7llFhDpTF8vwjDlGI_g/videos&docid=kJoLzGiYRM-2AM&itg=1&imgurl=https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-si7_hCcHI7E/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/HzlEl3ilyyM/s55-c-k/photo.jpg&w=55&h=55&ei=GrgsUZ_kJqac0AWExIC4BQ&zoom=1&biw=1024&bih=616&iact=rc&dur=188&sig=111947294788926856610&page=1&tbnh=55&tbnw=55&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:0,i:109&tx=27&ty=11

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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Roses are red violets are blue. I have amnesia so say hello to your nan when you get home

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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