Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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whats 2+2? 4

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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