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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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Donald Trump.

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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There was once a simple man. His life was far from what could be described as extravagant, living alone in a dingy apartment full of leaking taps and insects and lacking a working refrigerator. He wasn't an ungrateful man but he often wondered why life was cruel to him and prayed every night for something magical to happen, whether it be a brand new life, or even something simple like a new fridge. One fateful late afternoon as he staggered along the dim backstreet, partially crippled and pained from his standard day of labour, he came across a brass lamp just laying in the street. Glancing around, the man bent down to pick it up, knowing very well the story of the genie in the lamp having just watched Aladdin the previous night. Peering into its dull surface, he saw eyes staring back at him, eyes he didn't recognise. Anxiously, he ran his hands over the surface of the lamp, feeling the coolness of the metal on his rough blistered hands. But nothing happened! Disappointed but desperate for his dreams to be fulfilled, the man frantically shook the lamp, tears streaming down his face, wonder how life could be so cruel. Then a fridge fell out of the lamp and crushed him and he died the end.

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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