How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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the real mccoy

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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