Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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