Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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Anti Joke

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