What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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