Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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