How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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I like turtoes.

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

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Lol! Why you wanna know?

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Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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