what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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its snowing on mount fuji

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roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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