So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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... i forgot the joke :p

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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