What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had just received a call from his family, hearing that his father had just been butchered. He was approaching the farm when an 18-wheeler approached. The tire flew off, hit a candy store, candy flew in the chicken's mouth, and it died of diabetes. However, right before the chicken died he finally crossed the road, not knowing he would get shot by his farmer. The chicken managed to survive the shooting to his right kidney, wiggled to his family, and died in front of his wife.

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There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

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What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

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I have aids

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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David Silberberg is gay

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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