Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

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What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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Racial equality.

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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Where do babies come from? My garage

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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Potato

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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