A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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Your mam is so fat.

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Billy had a dream. He saw himself becoming rich and famous. He drove an expensive car and lived in a mansion. His career reached its peak and he was accused by the media of having numerous sexual relations and drug problems. After 3 years of rehab he made an excellent comeback tour in which his name made it back onto the front pages and his respect regained. In his later years, he died of an accidental drug overdose and his loyal fans pay tribute to him every year. But this will never happen to Billy. Billy is a cactus.

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If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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