Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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An Aisian failed a test

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Jason Connor.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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