Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Nah

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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Yes

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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