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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

Knock Know! Come in!

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

What is funnier then 25 9/11

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

What's worse than falling off your bike? Getting hit by a truck.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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