- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What did the man do after he found out his wife died in the Titanic? He cried.

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

She said no

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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