So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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You have friends

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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What did the fish say? Moo

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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