What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

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I can't see my forehead

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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