Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

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A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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A man walks into a bar.

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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