what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

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your mom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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Keanu Reaves

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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I had sex with my mother in law

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What do you get when you throw a hand grenade in a French bathroom? Imprisonment up to 15 years in an international detainment facility.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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