whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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