- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

Aaron Pfeifer likes men

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Why are black people afraid of white people? Over two hundred years of oppression.

Chuck Norris died.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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