Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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rocky is here again.......................

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