What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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Faithful men.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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whats 2+2? 1

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Whats the difference between an American and a Frenchman? The language they speak.

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Come in

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