- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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speak now or forever hold your pee

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

What's 6+2? 16

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

An Irishman stays home

Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

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