- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funny? Rape

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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