How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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neil likes pube toast

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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A man buys free health care...

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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