Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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