- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does water taste like? Water

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

So a jew walks into a bar!

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

men's rights.

What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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