Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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y u no like me joke?

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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kk

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SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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Anti Joke

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