What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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What is red? A rock painted red

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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What happens when the hydro goes out for 1 second? 1 minute? 1 hour? 1 day? 1 month? 1 year? -1.8 people die. 105 people die. 6,306 people die. 151,338 people die. 4,603,198 people die. 55,238,376 people die. Aw shit, then you have to take account for how many people die of starvation :\, and the ones who froze to death, and the ones who died from heat stroke, And the ones who died of Alzheimers.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Penis-biter

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Anti Joke

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