A black man without problems.

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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What did the priest say to the young African American male? Good to see you again Robert. That community service we did at Morris Park last Friday should give a real boost to the infrastructure of the already stellar community we live in.

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A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

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Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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