4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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Slavery lol

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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When is a door not a door? When its ajar.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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Anti-joke.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

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Anti Joke

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