ring around the rosie ... your dead

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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Lil' Wayne

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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Anti Joke

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