Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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