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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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