Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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Chuck Norris died.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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How do u shit With ur ass

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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