Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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your mom died.

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someone called someone else a frog

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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Lindsay Lohan

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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BOTTOM!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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