Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

Asians

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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