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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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Do you like apples? Yes

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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Obama being reelected.

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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