Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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How do magnets work?

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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