- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lion say to the Octopus? Nothing, lion's can't speak. And even if they did, the chances of one ever encountering an octopus are very slim.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

Knock knock No one was home

I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

What's 6+2? 16

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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