What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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knock knock whos their a person

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

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Whats the best way to take the leaves off the tree? - Cut down the tree-

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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