Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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Did you know?

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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Rick Perry.

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