What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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Michael walked into a bar, The rest of the bar initially erupted with laughter until the his carer made everybody aware that Michael suffered from brittle bones and that he had actually fractured his hip after colliding with the bar. People then understood the gravity situation as the bartender immediately dialled the emergency services. Michael managed to recover physically from the accident but to this day he is still scarred from the laughter aimed at him the night of his accident and is too afraid to return to the bar again in fear of being mocked despite the misunderstanding of the situation.

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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