What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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Jared Gough is a slut

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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No it doesnt..

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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