Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

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A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

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Set up Punch line.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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