what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

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A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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poop

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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