What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

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What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

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How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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