When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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God is real

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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BIG PENIS

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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Anti Joke

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