- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

A man walks into a bar Ouch

How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

hi michael

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

... Chan chan

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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