You will not press the like button.

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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