How high is a Chinaman

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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Why do girls like Justin beiber Because he can sing good

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

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Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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The joke below me is retarded

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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Anti Joke

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