- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that motherbleep to drink all you want that bleep to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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