What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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rebecca is a hard worker

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't. Despite losing her arms in a terrible accident as a child, Suzy persevered to become a renowned gymnast. After several turns as a champion Special Olympian, Suzy retired from sports in order to tour elementary schools as a guest speaker. She inspired thousands of disabled children across North America and was a highly-respected orator. Suzy sadly passed away in 2009 at the age of 62. She is survived by her two lovely daughters, Karen and Michelle.

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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