- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Hitler is my role model

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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