- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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