What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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A russian gives away vodka.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What do you call 2 Mexicans playing baseball? It depends on what the name of each individual is.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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This joke is funny

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Who're you gonna' call when you're apartments being ravaged by ghosts? Your doctor, for you might have schizophrenia.

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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