when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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Donkey lips

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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I have suicidal thoughts

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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