Nero, sure you are okay?

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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The cow went moo

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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