Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Rebecca Black

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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A caterpillar and its mom (a butterfly) come upon a lion eating an antelope. The caterpillar says "Mom, why is the lion so mean to the antelope?" The mom replies: "it's the circle of life." The next day, the caterpillar and his mom witness a bird of prey swooping down and eating a mouse. The caterpillar asks why the bird of prey is so mean and the mom responds by saying its the circle of life. The next day, the caterpillar and its mom come across a trail of dead animals. They follow the trail to the end where they see a great lion. The mom opens her mouth to say its the circle of life when her son jumps up and eats the lion. THE END.

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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