- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Knock Knock! Come in..

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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