There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Rick Santorum 2012

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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Nathan Gooderson.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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