What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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