What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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womens rights

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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