Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

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Hey

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autsim

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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BenWuzHear

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Who is a knob? ross d

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Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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