What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

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So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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How do you make an idiot laugh? Tell him a mildly funny joke relating to bodily functions, such as defecating or passing gas.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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