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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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