What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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women's rights

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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