An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Wait your turn patiently.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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Bumsniffer

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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What's the only type of wood that doesn't float? Natalie wood.

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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