what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were driving with a gorilla when suddenly the car crashed. All the women died but only the gorilla survived. The police investigated with the gorilla and did some simple sign language. The police, using hand motions, asked the gorilla what each individual female was doing before the car crashed. The gorilla ran away for reasons unknown.

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9/11

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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Women's rights.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

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(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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