Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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thomas!!!!

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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