What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? nothing he ain't already told her twice....

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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