What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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apple pie.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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penis?

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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