What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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Immigration Laws

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The opposing forces behind all human beings is not light vs darkness, not good vs evil, but fear vs ' love. Whatever is overwhelmingly good for one person, is evil to many. Overwhelming darkness wont allow you to see. Overwhelming light will make you blind. You can never fear overwhelming love. You can never love overwhelming fear. These are the true polar opposites, part of all emotion that drive the human being.

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Chris is hairy

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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