What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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. . I am a whale

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I like poop in my butt

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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