Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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