Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Snausages.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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