You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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hipsters

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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