What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

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Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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WNBA

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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