Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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