Yo momma so fat, she can't preform physical exercises with proper form.

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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Hello penis

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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My cat just died.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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