If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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Bob Saget

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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Womens rights

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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A man with glasses and a cane walks out if a clothing store and accidentally bumps into a woman, knocking his hat off "Can't you watch where you're going?" the woman asks. The man then slaps her, knocking her to the ground. He picks up his new designer fedora, and drives off in his $90,000 Cadillac. The woman, after dusting herself off, gets the guy's plates, convinces a few witnesses to testify against the man, and informs the authorities of an assault. He was later arrested for assault as well as pimping and soliciting sex. He is found guilty in a court of law and is sentenced to 2-5 years in prison, and is doled a hefty fine.

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Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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A man walks into a bar, and immediately sees a person with a big orange head seated near the back. He asked the bartender "why does that man have a big orange head?" "Buy him a drink and maybe he'll tell you." So the man bought him a drink and asked the guy with the big orange head why he has a big orange head, and he told him this story: "I was traveling in the sahara desert 10 years ago when I found a pure gold lamp in the sand. I rubbed the sand off so I could read what was on the side when a genie popped out and gave me 3 wishes. First I wished for many riches, and at once gold was all around my feet. Exited, I wished for the most beautiful wife in the world, and right in front of me appeared the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. Third, I wished for a big orange head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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