Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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The Bible

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

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Junior's love life.

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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