How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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Obama

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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hi penis ham telephone

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

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Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

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Hi my name is Bob

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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