- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

How did the cat die? I just it nine times

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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