whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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