Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

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Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

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your mum

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Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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Black people. They are so kind.

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

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What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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