- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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