Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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GAY PEOPLE

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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