A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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Women's rights

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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A man calls customer service. A man in India helps him with his problem.

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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