Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

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Your life That's the joke

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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Your mom

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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AIDS.

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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