A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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