why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

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Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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