- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

Aaron Pfeifer likes men

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

matt is fat

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

i found waldo.

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