Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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Two muffins are in an oven, and one muffin says to the other "It sure is getting hot in here". the other muffin says "holy crap, a talking muffin."

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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lol

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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