Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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why do you care?

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Why did Ralph fall off the swing He was distracted because he had a perfect view of the twin towers when 9-11 was happening

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more like nig!

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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