Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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women's rights

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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Well... My reputation is still kinda exaggerated apparently. What you experienced is called astral projection, some people claim it is the same as lucid dreaming, I beg to differ, the difference is vast. You basically just admitted that people believe much more in you, than you believe in yourself, without believing hypnosis does not work, people are like "bah its just suggestions", its true, but underestimating the power of suggestions is a pretty bad call.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Hi

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

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want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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What is full of water and drowning people A pool

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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