What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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