What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

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What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

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The global news

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 magnum and murdered her violently.

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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