- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Lets Go Lakers!

A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

Ron Paul for President!

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

I used to know what alzheimers was

How did the dog die? He was put down.

women's rights

What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

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