A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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im black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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Rock mattress.

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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