4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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