What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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Penis.

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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Smelly Indians.

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What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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