A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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A storm be brewin!

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

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What did my mom say when she walked in my room? You smell like body oder.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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Poo LOL

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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Ching Chong Chinaman sitting on a wall. Along came the white man and greeted him hello.

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Q: What do you call a successful black person? A: A fictional character.

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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