knock knock go away

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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guess what what? nothing.

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why is john so fat years of over eating

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

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okay so theres this guy.

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Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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