What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Penis.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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